The VILLAGE just called..
Everyone is stealing, lying or whoring.. I have $2 to my name, do not know how to drive, and they have hacked every device I own.
I have had guns put to my head and been threatened, abused and violated in almost every way.
I suspect somebody is [or has] taken over my identity completely.. the only thing I have left is my own free will and agency.
WITH MY FREE WILL AND AGENCY I PROTEST THE CURRENT STATE OF AFFAIRS THAT IS MY LIFE! I DO NOT AGREE! I DO NOT CONSENT! I DO NOT SURRENDER!